The army of midgets!

So you see....I've got this....height issue =.="
SO yeah hahahahahahaaaaaaaauuuuuuwah.....(That wasn't funny)

You guys know that song right?! From world cup? Wavn' flag?

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom, just like a Waving Flag
And then it goes back, and then it goes back
And then it goes back

Wanna hear my remix?

When I get older, I will be TALLER
That is my freedom, beating that long ruler
And then I'll grow UP, and then I'll grow UP
And then I'll grow UP!

Now you sing it!

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Okay you sound horrible stop! (I'm joking, I'm joking)


so you see people just ♥ to make fun of people like us.... the ones who are *cough*short*cough*

But you know being short is awesome too you know!

One day we'll make an army of midgets and take on you tall people!!!!!!! YEAH!

lalalalalaaa~

"I think I'm gonna die"

"Why do you think that?"

"I ate a midget"

"A midget?"

*nod*"Yeah, a German one"

"A German midget?"

"Yup"

"He yelled Gott isstmich

then I ate him"

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*RUN!*

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Midgets aren't edible!!!! I repeat midgets aren't edible!!! You swallow one of us we will eat you....
FROM THE INSIDE *gasp*

But I'm proud to be part of the army of midgets!!!! MIDGETS ROCK!

Warning: You make fun of us, I'll punch you in the solar plexus! (and that is a word!)